Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Believe me...

--A British study claims a woman’s chances of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ; the same increase in IQ for a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent.

--Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

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Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.


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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Newton's laws of LOVE

Written on 10:14 AM by Ankit Darda

First law:

A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.


Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.


Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.


Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Fun Facts! OMG Facts

Did you know?(recognition to invisible scanner)

Caesar superstar

Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.

Einstein retarded?

Einstein couldn't speak fluently until after his ninth birthday. His parents thought he was mentally retarded.

Cuttle fish blood

The color of cuttle fish blood is blue and it has 3 hearts.

Domestication

In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.

Hyoid bone

The hyoid bone, in your throat, is the only bone in the body not attached to another bone.

Libya's flag

Libya is the only country in the world with a solid, single-colored flag, it's green.

Hot Lightning

Lightning strike in Tampa Florida (modified)


The heat a lightning bolt produces is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.
Invention of the microwave owen

The microwave owen was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Pearls vs Vinegar

Pearls melt in vinegar.
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